Ramadan Scandal

Major scandal: I've spilt printer ink on my carpet and now need to buy nail varnish remover to try and get rid of the stains. In my frustration at the ink-spillage, there was nothing to do but happy-slap a burka woman during Ramadan. In the ensuing melee I found that she had pancakes in the lining of her religious dress. It soon became clear to me that this sister was snacking during the fast. What was worse was that she had secured the pancakes to her burka using the syrupy topping. Urghh! It was a mess. That's not all: each pancake had a list of top-ten admonishments to give passers-by who look unclean. Yeah I know, I thought they could do that stuff off the top of their heads too. But no, it seems they use flour and egg mix based prompts.It was an unholy mess of sinnilisciousness. And ink annoyance.

By the way happy slapping is not a scandal, it is a natural reaction to the situation I found myself in. Please don't mention my pettiness, give me Argos vouchers instead.