Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Drunk Presumption

Drunk woman: "Oh I know she's your friend and you really like her."
Me: "Yes I do."
Drunk woman: "Listen it aint gonna happen me dear as much as I want it to (repeated several times). I know you're her friend, you're a good friend but you and her aint gonna happen. I'm sorry"
Me: (visibly irritated now, shaking my head) "Yeah alright."

I walk away feeling, hmm I really need a pithy one-liner. I was pleased to walk away all the same though!

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